God and the Poor Jew

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Sunday, 04-Oct-2009 23:13:38

A poor Jew walking in the forest felt close enough to God to ask, "God, what's a million years to you?" God replied, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me." The Jew considered this then asked, "God, what's a million dollars to you?" God replied, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me." The Jew asked, "So, God, can I have a million dollars?" And god replied, "In a second."

Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 04-Oct-2009 23:33:31

Wow. Lol. Cute.

Post 3 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Monday, 05-Oct-2009 0:07:28

haha nice.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 05-Oct-2009 8:24:20

lol cool!

Post 5 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Monday, 05-Oct-2009 11:38:31

Thanks. Yet another sample of Jewish humor. It's ironic in a way, since throughout much of their history the Jews were a serious people who considered humor and laughter sacreligious and trivial. It wasn't until the 18 and 1900's that they began to discover their talent for and love of gest. Ever since I found 101 Classic Jewish Jokes on the NLS' Bard web site I've been trying to find other books or sources of Jewish humor.